Writer’s Wit

** Battle of I-10 **

** Battle of I-10 **

Revenge is best served COLD!!! Isn’t that how the saying goes?? Well, maybe our Battle of I-10 wasn’t FRIGID because it was a scorching 90 something degrees on Saturday. Plus, we DO play in the Southwest and we ARE surrounded by the vast desert sands […]

҉ Childish Gambino Fantasizing  ҉

҉ Childish Gambino Fantasizing ҉

Can I just sit back and tell you JUST how wonderful the Southwest is? With an average of 350 days per year of nothing but PURE SUNSHINE, and humidity levels of 10%, this Southwestern charm can’t be beat!

¿Who Ya Gonna Call?

¿Who Ya Gonna Call?

When the critters come, who ya gonna call? THE ORKIN MAN! When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? THE GHOSTBUSTERS, duh! And when those edges just can’t seem to lie down, who do ya call? HICKS EDGES!

~ Happy HolidayZ ~

~ Happy HolidayZ ~

I heard ELVES on my roof, y’all! Believe Me! <– Drake voice! I could hear them prancing around trying to stuff B.O.B. aka Bobby Ray, Bieber, and Calculus test prep answers inside my stockings I made sure to hang with care! I even heard them […]

¡¡¡¡¡ VIVA BRAZIL !!!!

¡¡¡¡¡ VIVA BRAZIL !!!!

BRAZIL! Your splendor! Your charm!!! Enticing our spirits, seducing our hearts, luring our loins!!! 😉 What about you DOESN’T captivate the world? Have I visited? No, not YET! When do I plan on doing so? On my DIRTY 30 Birthday, of course!!! 😀 Yes, I’ll […]

Had CREDIT CARD FRAUD or Nah?

Had CREDIT CARD FRAUD or Nah?

If it wasn’t for your “Girl About Town” MAC lipstick, gold-plated iPhone 5, BIG brimmed stunners, and clunky key-rings, you’d be able to find your pink passion inked pen. What do you need that fashionable utensil for, you ask? Well, to complete and sign that […]



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