Month: March 2015

╟ You Can Ring My Belle ╢

╟ You Can Ring My Belle ╢

Saul didn’t get the memo, but my girl, Joy, did! You see, when God instructed Saul to demolish ALL of the Amalekites, God expected him to do just that – annihilate the Amalekite men, women, children, their cattle, sheep, goats, camels, and donkeys too. Much […]

Fashion Faux Pas or Nah: Seeing Septums

Fashion Faux Pas or Nah: Seeing Septums

As if you couldn’t already tell, bejeweling your schnoz is totes magotes in right now! From the glistening golds, to the stunning silvers, what was once seen as lewd is now considered a staple for any outfit. Don’t believe me? Just walk into ANY Urban […]

° Shimmy’s TOP Netflix Flicks °

° Shimmy’s TOP Netflix Flicks °

There’s NOTHING better than snuggling in my electric blanket on my couch with a nice 7 oz steak from Applebee’s 2-for-$20 deal-steal, my celly on silent, lights dimmed low, while sipping on a delicious New Mexican Sunset smoothie sure to quench my thirst!

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Am I missing something, however? Uh-duh! My Wii MUST be turned on so I can enjoy my NETFLIX I don’t pay for! That’s right…I’m one of those people lucky enough to have the password of a gracious family friend! But let’s scratch that…what’s MOST important here is that I have freaking Netflix for my Friday nights I choose to not turn ⇑ to all things Vodka and Pitbull! I mean, I’m sure we ALL know, Netflix if pretty much Bae at this point in ALL of our lives! 🙂

Me and Bae have been going strong for about 2 years too! Baeflix (my pet-name for Netty) has always there for me, accepts me when I have the correct password and email, never lets me down unless my WiFi fails me first, tickles my fancy, and wipes my tears with it’s comedic section featuring one of the best stand-up comedians EVER – Eddie Murphy!

But what are my ultimate faves? What’s in my queue? What will you catch me watching any given weekday…or weekend…? Let me share!

1. Coming to America (it’s a classic, need I say more?)

2. Trading Places (because Eddie Murphy, that’s why)

3. Haunted House 1 & 2 (Father Doug will shank me if I don’t put these on the list)

4. Soul Plane (cuz I never realized Sofia Vergara was in this flick)

5. That’s What She Said (when I wanna be a hipster)

6. Hitch (when I’m feeling whimsically in <3 )

7. Guess Who (when I miss my Bernie)

8. Zoolander (when I’m feeling like a size 1)

9. Leprechaun (not the one from Mobile, AL) 😉

10. Pocahontas (Kocoum is Bae, okay…!)

11. Teen Witch (TOP THAT)

12. Monster High Episodes (cuz who doesn’t wanna be Cleo?)

What are some of YOUR faves? Leave them below! Oh yeah, tell me which ones we should petition for Netflix to bring BACK! I know ‘Love and Other Disasters’ better be back on the list by April or I will…ummmm j/k lemme start paying for my service first…then maybe Netflix will listen to Shimmy’s cinematic cries! Until then peep the words below and live by them wholeheartedly! 😀

Remember to Live Life, Beautifully <3

– Shimmy Sistah

♫ Ultimate Women’s History Month Playlist ♪

♫ Ultimate Women’s History Month Playlist ♪

I play the flute and uhhh…I have an acoustic gee-tar in my bedroom…it’s just for decoration though… :\

#OOTD March 1, 2015

#OOTD March 1, 2015

Sweater Dress – Forever 21 Jeggings – Wet Seal Antonio Melani Princess Flats – Dillard’s Colorful Stud Earrings – The Icing Tiered ring – Forever 21 Betsey Johnson Watch – Macy*s

Liquid L∀v∀

Liquid L∀v∀

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You’re hiking. The scenery is lovely. Eagles are above, Mountain monsters are below. Winds are calm. The humidity is low; therefore, your curls are still intact.

Then all of a sudden the Earth literally MOVES. You look as shocked as Will Smith’s face when he experiences his first earthquake with the effervescent Tisha Campbell!!! But guess what…this is NO earthquake, Sistah! And that’s no mountain you’re hiking either! In fact, you’re making your way up an erupting volcano…and those little mountain monsters…yeahhhh…take a closer look. Those are actually wee-little volcanic vermin!

Smoke engulfs your lungs. You realize it’s getting harder to breathe. As if grasping for air isn’t enough, ashes begin to settle in your curls and lava begins to trickle its way towards your tan-trekked Timberlands! Frantic, you quickly descend. You’re not that fast though!!! 😛 The lava catches up! What is a Shimmy to do? TOUCH IT, OF COURSE! 😀

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Does it burn? NO! Does it melt your finger tips? NOPE! Is it sparkly though? Uh duh! Does it shine? Certainly! So what do you do next? If you guessed “smear it across your lips,” then you’re quite the prodigy! Oh yeah, don’t forget to empty your water canister in order to bottle up your lava! Now you have some for later! Don’t ya just <3 the outdoors?

Keep in mind that if ya think the outdoors is overrated or if you’re lazy like me, however, you can just mosey on down the road to your nearest Walgreens and purchase the new Lip Lava lipgloss by CoverGirl!

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