…I am Polygamous…



Life is short. Buy the shoes.

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I know I’m not the only one who has noticed these cute quips, quirks, and quotes mocking the fact that life is short, thereby making living it to DA FULLEST a duly noted priority!

Well, that’s fine and dandy and all; and don’t get me wrong, I definitely agree, but that just makes jumping the broom with ONE dapper dude THAT much more mundane!!! :/


I mean, if my days are numbered and ‘tomorrow isn’t exactly promised,’ why should the statutes enforced by the government impede on my nuptial fulfillment? And another thing…Don’t they say “Love knows no bounds?” Doesn’t that technically translate into “Love knows no boundaries?” And doesn’t THAT imply that “Love is Limitless?” WELL THEN! Take these constraints OFF me! 😛 Let me Live & Let Love! <3 Oh yeah, while you’re at it, be sure to fly me to Utah, LOCK me up, & throw away the key so I can have the following five FINE fellows ALLLLLL to myself:

  • Vincent Dery
  • Justin Bieber
  • Donald Glover
  • Lecrae
  • Brandon T. Jackson

…let’s sit back and take this all in…Imagine Lecrae waking me up from my slumber to jumpstart my day with a scripture or two while lovingly cooking me some good ole turkey bacon, eggs over hard, and buttered toast to accompany my fresh fruit smoothie he’s blended to perfection. Then here comes Glover stimulating my mind throughout the day with his intuitive and demiurgic intellect. Next, I come home from work exasperated but still ready to rock my hips, wave, then sip to Bieber’s tunes as he performs for me LIVE! Finally, Mr. Jackson can tickle my fancy and my funny bone as he massages my size 9’s as Vinz prepares his vocals with hopes of serenading me to sleep! THIS is what I call…


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Ain’t they fine, doh?

So I admit it, I’m not REALLY polygamous, but the idea does peak my interest! Having that many noble steeds under my condo roof sounds like the greatest thing EVER and if you’re a Shimmy, I’m sure you’d agree!!! 😀 Now I’m not trying to tire your eyes nor make you read more than you have to especially with #YOLO being our credo today! But what I do want you to do iZZZ quickly list your lovers below! Keep in mind that Shimmy Sistah doesn’t share, so don’t take mine! 😉

Remember to Live Life, Beautifully! <3

Shimmy Sistah

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