I heard ELVES on my roof, y’all! Believe Me! <– Drake voice! I could hear them prancing around trying to stuff B.O.B. aka Bobby Ray, Bieber, and Calculus test prep answers inside my stockings I made sure to hang with care! I even heard them […]
Month: July 2014
BRAZIL! Your splendor! Your charm!!! Enticing our spirits, seducing our hearts, luring our loins!!! 😉 What about you DOESN’T captivate the world? Have I visited? No, not YET! When do I plan on doing so? On my DIRTY 30 Birthday, of course!!! 😀 Yes, I’ll […]
SOOOOO what’s up with this? Don’t sit up there and act like you haven’t noticed it too! I need answers…LIKE NOW!
How come EVERY TIME I walk through the décor section of our most frequented shopping centers – Wally World, Target, TJ Maxx, Ross, Claire’s, Marshall’s, The Icing, and Burlington Coat Factory – all I see are canvases, portraits, quotes and other nostalgia of ONLY Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe??? 🙁